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What Idiots do when Givin a Computer

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« on: June 07, 2007, 08:34:04 pm »

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Read the Customer and Tech Support quotes they are so funnAy!
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 10:30:47 am »

hehe, thats good. 

they got noobs for tech support 
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 10:32:20 am »

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* Me: "Ok, Bob, type a capital 'B', then press enter."
* Bob: "A capital B?"
* Me: "Right, capital 'B' as in Bob."
* Bob: "Capital 'B' as in Bob?"
* Me: "Exactly. Capital B as in Bob!"
* Bob: (long pause) "That's the one with two loops, right?"



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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 11:09:10 am »

 

Yeah 
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 12:06:42 pm »

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I got a call from someone in our office.

    * Friend: "My computer's dead."
    * Me: "Ok, can you tell me what's wrong with it?"
    * Friend: "The screen's black. I got some coffee, came back, and the screen was black."

It was a short walk to her desk, so off I go. Looking at the monitor, I saw that it was on with no flashing red lights, so I knew it was connected to the computer. Instinctively, my hand went to the mouse, and snap. The screen came back with all her work.

    * Friend: "WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
    * Me: "I moved your mouse. It was your screen saver."
    * Friend: "Thanks! You're a lifesaver!"

That is just like my dad.  Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 12:43:16 pm »

hehe, thats a good one.


someone sholdve downloaded microsoft's bluescreen of death and put it up real fast 
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 12:51:25 pm »

hehe, thats a good one.


someone sholdve downloaded microsoft's bluescreen of death and put it up real fast 

Rofl, that would be funny! 
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 01:04:38 pm »

yeah, they could say "WTF did you do to your pc?!" 
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 02:10:41 pm »

yeah, they could say "WTF did you do to your pc?!" 

I like that one guy.

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Hello I'd like to buy a virus
Sir, you don't want a virus
My son said I needed one
You don't need to buy one just go download one off the Internet!
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2007, 03:45:03 pm »

lmao, yeah, thats a good one. 
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2007, 04:03:18 pm »

lmao, yeah, thats a good one. 

The best one in that whole viruses area.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2007, 04:28:43 pm »

yeah, definitely
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2007, 08:31:07 pm »

yeah, definitely

Post the quotes of good ones you find.
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 08:57:35 pm »

ok, i will Cheesy

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In a small computer store...

Me: "Hi. I need a 25 pin RS-232 cable."
Sales Clerk 1: "What do you need it for?"
Me: "I need to plug a VT100 into a modem. I have both the VT100 and the modem, I just need at 25 pin male/female cable with RS-232 connectors."
Sales Clerk 1: "Let me get my manager."
Huh?

Sales Clerk 1: in background: "I have a guy here who wants to plug his VCR into a modem."
The sales clerk returned with another.


Sales Clerk 2: "Hello, sir. You can't attach a VCR to a modem."
Me: "That is not what I am trying to do. I need a 25-pin RS-232 cable -- that's all. Do you have cables for plugging into modems?"
Sales Clerk 2: "What do you want to plug into the modem?"
Me: "A VT100. It is a terminal. You plug it into a computer over a serial line, frequently a modem. I just need a 25-pin cable to go from the unit to the modem."
Sales Clerk 2: (to Sales Clerk 1) "He doesn't have a VCR. He wants to plug a VTR into his modem, so it is all right."
Sales Clerk 1 handed me a cable.


Me: "This is a 9-pin cable. I need a 25 pin cable."
Sales Clerk 2: "Most PC's have 9 pins on their serial cards."
Me: "I am not attaching a PC. I am attaching a VT100. There are 25 pins on it -- it needs to plug into a 25 pin connector."
Sales Clerk 2: "Then use the small end to plug into your modem."
Me: "There are 25 pins on the modem as well. Do you have any 25 pin cables? All I need is a cable with 25 pins at each end."
Sales Clerk 2: "This is a 25 pin cable."
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2007, 09:04:29 pm »

Rofl


Here is one I just remember.

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Customer: Now long is that 1000 foot long A Cable?
Tech Support: *Sigh*
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